Feline Physics Laws




Law of Cat inertia 

A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion

A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism

All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics

Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching

A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping

All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation

A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Obstruction

A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.

Law of Cat Acceleration

A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance

Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration

No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance

A cat’s resistance varies in proportion to a human’s desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation

Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation

Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation

If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction

Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking

A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy

All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment

A cat’s irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption

A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement

A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing

A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

Law of Fluid Displacement

A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest

A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection

Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition

A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn’t Matter.


Thanks Tina!

Tax Alert – The Canada Revenue Agency warns Canadians of mail scam

The Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) is warning taxpayers to beware of a recent scam where some Canadians are receiving a letter fraudulently identified as coming from the CRA and asking for personal information. The letter is not from the CRA. A PDF version of the letter is available on the CRA Web site at www.cra.gc.ca/alert.

The letter claims that there is “insufficient information” for the individual’s tax return and that in order to receive any “claims,” they will have to update their records. The letter attaches a form specifically requesting the individual’s personal information in writing, via fax or email, including information on bank accounts and passports. This letter is not from the CRA and Canadians should not provide their personal information to the sender.

All taxpayers should be vigilant when divulging any confidential information to third parties. The CRA has well established practices to protect the confidentiality of taxpayers’ information.

The CRA has notified the proper law enforcement authorities of this scam.

For information about this and other similar scams, or to report deceptive telemarketing activity, visit www.phonebusters.com, send an email to info@phonebusters.com, or call 1-888-495-8501.

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Attention Members: Central 1 Service Interruption.

Central 1 has scheduled a MemberDirect maintenance production release for Wednesday March 4, 2009. The release will be performed in such a manner that limits member impact. This is done by ensuring that not all servers are updated at the same time. The installation will occur at 01:00 PT and may impact members for up to 30 minutes.

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419 scammer impersonates the nation of Ethiopia, takes $27 million from Citibank

A Nigerian scammer is accused of posing as the central bank of Ethiopia and bilking Citibank out of $27,000,000:

To carry out the elaborate scheme, prosecutors in New York said on Friday, the man, identified as Paul Gabriel Amos, 37, a Nigerian citizen who lived in Singapore, worked with others to create official-looking documents that instructed Citibank to wire the money in two dozen transactions to accounts that Mr. Amos and the others controlled around the world.
The money came from a Citibank account in New York held by the National Bank of Ethiopia, that country’s central bank. Prosecutors said the conspirators, contacted by Citibank to verify the transactions, posed as Ethiopian bank officials and approved the transfers. Check out the link here.


This just proves that caution and awareness can protect many people from many things, and some people from nothing. Scammers and fraud artists try anything they can to seperate you from your hard eaned money. TEUCU has a great collection of scams and other potentially corrupt tactics. It’s a good idea to head over there and have a look at some of the things that could harm your bottom line.  Check TEUCU’s Member Alert Section.

Come on baby light my firefly…

Interested in upgrading your current solar powered patio and/or walkway lights? Why not try the new Firefly Magic Firefly Lights. Developed by an inventor in North Texas, who wanted to experience the beauty of fireflies year-round. The lights are the same size and color as the Photinus firefly, and run on solar power and use LED (light emitting diodes) to make the lights even more efficient. They are so “lifelike” that they have been used in zoos, nature centers, museums, theme parks and on university field research to trick actual fireflies.Check out the link here.

Earn Airmiles to search the Web


Airmiles has created a toolbar that can be downloaded from their site that allows those with cards to earn airmiles while searching online. Enter a search into Yahoo, and you will automatically receive 5 airmile points for every 50 search items, to a maximum of 30 per month. Each search item must be unique, so the same item can not be searched 50 times to earn 5 points. This toolbar will also keep a running total of your airmiles balance. You can also earn airmiles while shopping online with select dealers. When you make an online purchase, your toolbar will let you know if they are a participating dealer, and if not, will recommend places that are where you can receive airmile points.


New Social Media


Are you a fan of MySpace, Facebook, Twitter? Well, there is a new addition to the world wide web of sharing information. This time, it’s sharing information about travel plans. Tripsay is a new social media where people from around the world can sign up, and post comments and pictures about places they have travelled to. It can be a good way to find out about a place before spending thousands on travelling there. You can search by hotel, beach, city, mountains, etc., and find recommendations on some of the most desirable places in the world, or find out that certain places are not up to standards. Even if you’re looking for things to do in our own backyard, search Toronto and find out about certain untold places that you are missing out on.